tighttaperedpants:

jenniferclawrence:

tighttaperedpants:

I just realized I read your question as asking if we should write a sequel to Hiddle Me This, not a fanfic OF the fanfic.

If we go the fanfic of the fanfic route I think it needs to be about Tom Hiddleston discovering Hiddle Me This and how it destroys him, mentally and professionally.

#I’m so turned on right now

I saw your original reply first and was fine with a sequel tbh, although this is especially titillating

I have found some gifs we can use as inspiration, a progression

the original discovery:

denial:

sadness:

supplication to a deaf G-d:

anger:

and finally, letting go:

Tom Hiddleston sat in his home office, feet up on his desk with nary a worry in the world.  Not only were his smaller films critical successes, but he has recently taken part in some very successful blockbusters.  “Everything’s coming up Hiddleston!” he chuckled to himself.

Soon he heard a timid knock at the door.  It was his assistant, Mary-Sue.  “Sir, I don’t want to disturb you, but…”  It was very unusually for Mary-Sue to be so reticent.  She was usually a very competent brisk, no-nonsense type of woman.

She took a deep breath and tried once again.  “Sir, I usually try to keep these types of things from you, but… there’s a fanfiction on the internet.  Of you.  Usually these things are just semi-coherent, comically misguided descriptions of gay sex without subtext written by 15 year old asexual teenage virgins, but this one is different.  This is a libelous work of pure defamation, and… you’ve just been dropped from Thor 2 because of it.”

Tom stared at her.  His feet dropped from the table.  “Ehe… hehehehehe?” he spluttered, his voice wavering.

“No,” Mary-Sue said.  “We don’t have time for that.”