Laureny

rosa—sparks:

Since this bullshit is on my Radar and won’t go the fuck away…

I went to the movies last night and one of the previews was Ruby Sparks.

First of all, that annoys me and ruins my good last name. I kid, but let’s get some things down on paper…

If I have to sit through another gauzy Manic Pixie Dream Girl movie, I’m going to smear macaroni and cheese all over my naked body and run into Forever 21 screaming ‘that’s quite enough LOLwhitepeople!’

Can we PUHLLLEAAAZE end all this garbage? All the NiceWhiteGuys who seem to just want to create thin, vacant, blank women they can project their needs onto and create for their on impetuous and boring purposes?

In case you didn’t know, the lead dood (Paul Dano) can’t write a book to save his life, but he starts writing about Ruby Sparks and she comes to live and is all cute and wonderful and everything he writes, she becomes.

Fucking hell, lolwhitedoods. Are your lives so empty and lost that you refuse to have women participate in their own growth and purpose, but rather exist to only jerk you off mentally, physically, spiritually, and for your continued bore-ass ‘indie’ films with quasi-looking hipster white doods and women with fringed bangs and long-layered hair and jorts?

Is THIS what it’s all about? Who wrote this memo and sent it out?

I want to find this memo. And can we burn it and bury it? Because this is getting fucking ridiculous. Manic Pixie Dream Girl isn’t going away and it is because doods who wear tight white jeans, and aren’t Andrew W.K., can’t seem to get their shit together. They grow massive beards, ride their fixed gears, drink cheap beer, and curse their existences while lording supreme over everyone else because they don’t actually DO anything beyond take pictures of vegan food on Instagram.

Fuck off.

(Source: ro-s-aspa-rks)